Watch out 4 tha Big Girl!!

Everyday after work it seems a huge woman sits right beside me on the bus. I'm not discriminating against fat people at all, in fact i use to be fat myself, I'm just saying after a long day at the office all i want to do is spread out read my book and relax. I even put my bag in a the seat right next to me as a hint to not sit next too me I'm a tall dude i need my space especially when there is barely any room to be comfortable....But i always seem to attract the big ones everyday without fail...i use to sit in the front however people don't like walking all he way to the back of the bus so they usually sit in a seat near the front....smh no matter how far i am from the front the big ones always find me...and its always a pattern a fat white lady one day and a fat black lady the next...what the hell so I'm usually scrunched up against the window with no room to breathe. I guess they always on the hunt for my ass lol....Peace (-<)

A Peace of Ship

Hey its been a while sorry but i get lazy sometimes...anyway last Friday i went to Norfolk VA to go on a cruse on a Air Craft Carrier. It was for all the the agencies who supported the ship during its long campaigns on the sea. I work for OPM (Office of Personnel Management) and my job was one of its supporters. The two hour drive was long but i was interested on what it would be like. That night we went to a hotel in Norfolk near the shipping yard were the ship was. The hotel we went into was nice as hell there was a couch with a desk and mini bar and a flat screen TV. I wonder how much that was a night....Anyway we i stayed up most the night on the computer while my parent slept talking 2 my uncle about going 2 New York to see ASH. But all of a sudden i heard a woman moaning in the next room....loud as hell lol he must have been beating that Ussy up...But after like 5min of moaning it was over as quickly as it started...lol after that i just was on facebook a lil more and went to bed at 2...But i had to wake up at 4 so i just had 2hrs of sleep i slept all the way there and even when we went on the ship i found the nearest seat and slept for about an hour. The ship was huge as hell....it was like a fortress on water...they had free food and games and stuff for lil kids but i spent most of my time exploring the entire ship even the off limits parts....some call it trespassing i call it fun...anyway for the most part i just stoop on top of the ship and enjoyed looking at the endless sea...there was a lil airshow to were a fighter jet F-22 landed on the ship a couple of times...but when the jet flew past the ship at super sonic speed my soda jumped out my can because of the shock wave. Hurt the hell out of my ears though even with earplugs....anyway after we got back to port we headed to my Aunts house in Newport News a spent the night and returned home the following day...pretty fun..Peace (-<)