Feeding the Rainbow

I'm still traumatized from this, to this very second and any straight god following person would lol. Look I'm by far not a homophob or anything like that but there is a big difference when there is nearly a football field of them....sigh. OK on Sunday for memorials day weekend i wanted to make a lil cash on the side. My aunt owns a catering business and has her own trailer with a kitchen and everything. So on Sunday we went to D.C. to cater to a black pride event, at club Love,...little did i know that black pride is also gay pride....anyway there we served food out side of the club the entire day. However me my friend Preston, and cousin Ja, were on the side of the trailer serving drinks. So basically that whole day we sold drinks too all kinds of gay people. From really feminine, thugs lol, to huge muscle head mutha fuckas. And of course you got your drag queens and tyranny's..those were the worst... i mean there not fooling anybody. On Sunday there was this 6ft34 or 5 white dude with boobs and a skirt and shit WTF. That whole day i by no means necessary wanted to appear gay so i was trying not to look at the costumers for too long. Thank god i didnt get hit on...but i was tired as shit from putting up tents to lifting gene raters and grills in and out of trucks plus being on my feet all day. So i was tired as hell but we worked form 9am to 12pm because we had to do another black pride event in this dudes backyard which was a little bigger than a football field. It was the biggest backyard i have ever seen plus it was all fenced in....leaving no room to escape....On Monday it started of slow got there at 10:00 but people didn't really start showing up until like 2:00. So at first i was like well this ant too bad...until mad people started coming and the drag queens started to perform....omfg. There were so many that i didn't even know if half the females there were actually female. Me and Ja were in charge of wrapping the hot dogs a hamburgers so we had to move back and forth from the trailer to in front of the trailer were all the gay people were to the other side of the trailer were the hot dog and hamburger side was. This seemed like the longest journey cuz we both felt like they were all checking us out and shit. They were. Unfortunately because of my light skin i stuck out cuz this huge gay dude with red and blond hair said as i was cutting through the line to get the hamburgers, "oooo thats how i like my men liggght skin" i just walked as fast as i could pissed the fuck off i was like no this gay as mutha fuck did not say that omg that was the nastiest shit. After that he came back in line when me and Ja had to pass him again he turned his head all the way around to look at me. I don't understand whats wrong with the pussy i guess they love shovin dicks up shit wholes..wtf..And thats not all, A couple of times Me and Ja had to get change we went together cuz we didnt want to get raped lol. But everybody there new we were straight so thats why they fucked with us the most. So we had to cut across the backyard to the other side to see if any of the other vendors had any change. This was so nasty because niggas be tryin to holla like you a fucking female, one time these dudes on the fence asked Ja about his dad..who is apart of the black pride movement..and tried to holla at him we both just shook our heads and nearly sprinted back to the trailer. Every time we were called in my my aunt to wrap hot dogs i felt that it was a blessing sent from god to be inside from all the gayness...Its just the things you see a man doing to another man is just sick as hell like touching and kissing and flitering....shit will give you a headache that's why i looked at the grass most of the day cuz i didn't want to see anymore. Furthermore there was this other time when this dude just randomly peeped on the fence in front of us. But worst of all Ja was like look at that girl with the huge ass and it turned out to be a man....this shim asked for a cup of ice...and we werent suppose to do that but i gave it to it so it would go thee fuck away. I will never do another job for my aunt again if shes associated with black pride. Again I'm not a homophob its just that i can only take one gay person at a time not a whole damn army. Look what people stick up there asses is there business so let them do them just not the fuck around me. Sorry for cussing so damn much in this post but damn i mean if it was so bad that it gave me a headache its pretty damn disgusting....Peace =(

NationaL Harbors

SatERday

This past Saturday i went to my god-sisters lil graduation party. I was like damn i kinda didn't want to go but it was one of those events were you had no choice sooo i went. What i realized is that she moved since i last remember were her house which is now in Clinton. Her house was very nice and there was a lot of old people there. Furthermore, i could tell by there eyes they were looking at my tatts like i was the devil or something. Anyway, you know when people are like Do You Remember Me you were just a foot of the ground since the last time i saw you? Well damn i think you just answered your own question there, of course i don't remember you but i played it off like i kinda knew her lol. Anyway i made my way to the basement were all the younger people are and so i thought that there were going to be some people i knew or at least in the same grade....smh not even. Instead i find middle schoolers and freshman and sophomores in high school basically little ass kids. Anyway they were all actin stupid ignorant and pretty damn immature. So i just sat at a table a few feet away from the couch were everyone was sitting on, and texted Ash the whole time. To make matters worst Lauren Ward came.....ewwuguguh. If you only knew how weird/random/crazy/dumb she is you would be saying the same damn thing. So she comes in and starts actin like the ringleader and what not trying to get them into playing truth or dare. So of course with a bunch of horny little kids, the dares are all going to be the same "i dare you to kiss sone sow or whatever"....So Lauren told everybody to rase there hands if they were taken. So i raised my hand even though i had no intention of playing. Anyway, these two girls on the couch turned around and asked me something so i said no...cuz i didn't understand them. And they were all owing an cheesing and i was like Wat did u ask and they said are you taken...and i was like o i didn't know what u said b4 yea i got a girlfriend. So they turned around saying something i didn't pay them no mind..n e way when the game started this light-skin girl, the thirsty on, tongue kissed this random duded...in my mind what a slut or soon to be slut....After that when my god sis asked me about Ash she was like tryin to get me to play and that what my girl don't know wont kill her...like i said soon to be slut...So finally my parents said i had to go and i was like praise god....After this we went to another graduation party at the National Harbors...when we got there i just said whats up to everyone and went around exploring. It was a nice day outside, hot though, but nice. Since i never really explored the Harbors i went around taking pics. I found a really cool art gallery with some amazing stuff from artist around the world. Furthermore, there was an African shop right next to it and i love me some Africa. Anyway after the graduation party me and my parents went to this very nice Japanese restaurant. It had two levels on the bottom was the bar/sushi bar mmmmmmm...and on the second this huge eating area and on the third like this VIP section. Also there was this huge budah statue with a waterfall on the side and chariot in the window. Even the bathrooms were tight..they had t.v. screens over the urinals with a French fashion show taking place lmao and its smelled good as hell. O yea and the food was beast to i got this General tos chicken which was good, but my dad got this pineapple chicken that was actually served out of a pine apple it was good as well i need to get that next time..but anyway that's one of my new favorite restaurant...i was full and pleased. Peace......(-<)