Thursday, May 28, 2009

Feeding the Rainbow

I'm still traumatized from this, to this very second and any straight god following person would lol. Look I'm by far not a homophob or anything like that but there is a big difference when there is nearly a football field of them....sigh. OK on Sunday for memorials day weekend i wanted to make a lil cash on the side. My aunt owns a catering business and has her own trailer with a kitchen and everything. So on Sunday we went to D.C. to cater to a black pride event, at club Love,...little did i know that black pride is also gay pride....anyway there we served food out side of the club the entire day. However me my friend Preston, and cousin Ja, were on the side of the trailer serving drinks. So basically that whole day we sold drinks too all kinds of gay people. From really feminine, thugs lol, to huge muscle head mutha fuckas. And of course you got your drag queens and tyranny's..those were the worst... i mean there not fooling anybody. On Sunday there was this 6ft34 or 5 white dude with boobs and a skirt and shit WTF. That whole day i by no means necessary wanted to appear gay so i was trying not to look at the costumers for too long. Thank god i didnt get hit on...but i was tired as shit from putting up tents to lifting gene raters and grills in and out of trucks plus being on my feet all day. So i was tired as hell but we worked form 9am to 12pm because we had to do another black pride event in this dudes backyard which was a little bigger than a football field. It was the biggest backyard i have ever seen plus it was all fenced in....leaving no room to escape....On Monday it started of slow got there at 10:00 but people didn't really start showing up until like 2:00. So at first i was like well this ant too bad...until mad people started coming and the drag queens started to perform....omfg. There were so many that i didn't even know if half the females there were actually female. Me and Ja were in charge of wrapping the hot dogs a hamburgers so we had to move back and forth from the trailer to in front of the trailer were all the gay people were to the other side of the trailer were the hot dog and hamburger side was. This seemed like the longest journey cuz we both felt like they were all checking us out and shit. They were. Unfortunately because of my light skin i stuck out cuz this huge gay dude with red and blond hair said as i was cutting through the line to get the hamburgers, "oooo thats how i like my men liggght skin" i just walked as fast as i could pissed the fuck off i was like no this gay as mutha fuck did not say that omg that was the nastiest shit. After that he came back in line when me and Ja had to pass him again he turned his head all the way around to look at me. I don't understand whats wrong with the pussy i guess they love shovin dicks up shit wholes..wtf..And thats not all, A couple of times Me and Ja had to get change we went together cuz we didnt want to get raped lol. But everybody there new we were straight so thats why they fucked with us the most. So we had to cut across the backyard to the other side to see if any of the other vendors had any change. This was so nasty because niggas be tryin to holla like you a fucking female, one time these dudes on the fence asked Ja about his dad..who is apart of the black pride movement..and tried to holla at him we both just shook our heads and nearly sprinted back to the trailer. Every time we were called in my my aunt to wrap hot dogs i felt that it was a blessing sent from god to be inside from all the gayness...Its just the things you see a man doing to another man is just sick as hell like touching and kissing and flitering....shit will give you a headache that's why i looked at the grass most of the day cuz i didn't want to see anymore. Furthermore there was this other time when this dude just randomly peeped on the fence in front of us. But worst of all Ja was like look at that girl with the huge ass and it turned out to be a man....this shim asked for a cup of ice...and we werent suppose to do that but i gave it to it so it would go thee fuck away. I will never do another job for my aunt again if shes associated with black pride. Again I'm not a homophob its just that i can only take one gay person at a time not a whole damn army. Look what people stick up there asses is there business so let them do them just not the fuck around me. Sorry for cussing so damn much in this post but damn i mean if it was so bad that it gave me a headache its pretty damn disgusting....Peace =(

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